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November 26, 2015

Seven Minute Reviews Thanksgiving Edition

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Written by: Jason Stewart
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Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t dare gobble anything without checking out our expanded holiday coverage of these recent releases…

THE FUNHOUSE MASSCRE starring Ben Begley (Raising Hope), Jere Burns (Angie Tribeca), Scottie Thompson (Greys Anatomy, 12 Monkeys),Renee Dorian (Scandal), Matt Angel (Longmire), Erick Chavarria (GET HARD), Sebastion Siegel (Lost), Sterling Sullieman (Modern Family) & Chasty Ballestros (The Newsroom) takes the Halloween Horror Campground crazy to its most terrifying extreme.

 

unnamedSUBMERGED  is a self described ” limousine joyride gone berserk.” In this breathless, pulse-pounding thriller, Jonathan Bennett (Mean Girls) stars as an ex-soldier turned bodyguard hired to protect a young woman. But while cruising with a group of friends one night, their stretch limo is run off the road and underwater by a gang of ruthless kidnappers-who then dive in to finish the job. Suddenly it’s sink or swim, as the bodyguard must fight to keep the vehicle from becoming a watery grave.

 

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In APPLESAUCE, rising filmmaker Onur Tukel’s latest provocative comedy-drama, a married man is severely tested after a string of twisted, mysterious and frightening events.

Every Tuesday night, radio talk show host Stevie Bricks invites his listeners to call in and share “the worst thing they’ve ever done.” Tonight, Ron Welz (writer/director Onur Tukel) is ready to share his story.  But soon after he confesses on the air, someone starts sending him severed body parts. Ron becomes paranoid, terrified. His life begins to unravel. His marriage begins to fall apart. He has no idea who’s tormenting him. Is it his insolent high school student? Is it his best friend? His own wife? In a city like New York, there are eight million suspects and each one could have a bone to pick with someone like Ron.

 

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About the Author

Jason Stewart
Jason Malcolm Stewart is a Northern California-based author, journalist and public relations/marketing professional. He holds degrees in Political Science and Comparative Religion, but can have a conversation without starting a small war. When he's not writing or reading, J. Malcolm spends his weekends talking about how to avoid being in a real-life horror movie. add blog




 
 

 
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